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Cross Afire #17: How Liberal is John Kerry?
Cross Afire #16: Spider-Man: Democrat or Republican?
Cross Afire #15: Eulogy for George W. Bush, 2024 AD
Cross Afire #14: Gated Communities at Home and Abroad
Cross Afire #13: Brown Men in Prison - Welcome to Abu Ghraib!
Cross Afire #12: I Don't See Dead People
Cross Afire #11: Pat, You're Fired!
Cross Afire #10: Mercenaries in Iraq - Pat Goes Commando
Cross Afire #9: Unifished Business - President Roosevelt vs. Mexico
Cross Afire #8: Voting for Kerry - A Vote for Terrorism?
Cross Afire #7: Gay Marriage - A Modest Compromise
Cross Afire #6: Pat and Jerry vs. Gay Marriage
Operation Iraqi Trashcan: More U.S. Propaganda Leaflets
Playing the Hitler Card
Cross Afire #5: Donald Rumsfeld Discovers Catch 22
Cross Afire #4: Jerry Falwell On The Koran
Cross Afire #3: Pledging Allegiance: The Geometry of God
Archive: Gulf Crisis Coloring Book (Dec 1990)
Cross Afire #2: Black Men In Prison - How Many Is Too Many?
Operation Afghan Litterbug: U.S. Propaganda Leaflets
Cross Afire #1: Donald Rumsfeld - American Hero?
Osama Video Fakery
American Crusade Trading Cards
Osama Interview
Therapy for W
Mark Twain: The War Prayer
Editorial: Newspeak, Please
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Admiral Wolfgang "Peg" Eberbacher was born 1918 in Berlin, Germany. Moved to United States, 1932. Joined US Navy 1941. Served on USS Pennsylvania, 1942-1943. Honorable Discharge in 1943. Top-secret postal advisor to Presidents Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon 1943-1970. Battleship GrandMaster 1970-Present. Battleship World Champion 1974, 1976, 1978-1984. E-mail advisor to President Bush 2001-2002. Writer of Battleship advice column, 1998-Present. Columnist for Infinite Jest, 2002-Present. Someday the Jest will actually print his columns. |
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Kinbote is the exiled king of the lava people in the center of the earth. To them he shall one day return in glory. Til then he bides his time as co-founder and editor of the Infinite Jest. |
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F. Mellish was born 1957 in Louisville, Kentucky. Attended Kent State University and Ohio State University, 1976-85. Staff writer of Tin Soldiers at Kent State, 1977-81. Editor of Tin Soldiers, 1980-81. Staff writer of *uckeye at Ohio State, 1982-85. Editor of *uckeye, 1983-84. Food services industry and freelance writer, 1984-2001. Co-founder and editor of Infinite Jest, 2001-Present. |
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Phillip Moskowitz was born in 1970 in Utica, New York. Graduated New Hartford High School with honors, 1988. Cayuga Community College, Associate's Degree, Summa Cum Laude, 1990. Model, 1990-98. Stunt double, 1998-2000. First novel, Look at Me, completed 2000 and awaiting publication. Model/staff writer at Infinite Jest, 2001-Present. |
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Shakapopolis was born 1985 in Madison, Wisconsin. Attending Malcolm Shabazz City High School, 1999-Present. First letters to editor published in Madison Insurgent and Capital Times, 1991. Twenty-eight letters to Wisconsin State Journal returned unopened, 1992. Paper route, 1997-99. Sandwich artist at Radical Rye, 1999-present. Wholeheartedly recommends mashawa soup with the stuffed chicken in raspberry wine sauce at Kabul Restaurant, 541 State Street. Never misses a show at Broom Street Theater. Staff writer for Infinite Jest, 2001-Present. |
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