The Infinite Jest has received massive bags of letters from angry citizens claiming we have not been sufficiently diligent in using the name "Osama bin Fuckhead" when referring to the CIA-trained former proxy fighter for the USA against the Soviets in Afghanistan.

CNN has received similar complaints.

The Infinite Jest deeply regrets this editorial oversight and will strive to strike a more satisfactorily jingoistic tone in the future.

To this end, we will employ further suggestions from the letters we received and will henceforth refer to the United States only as "Righteous and Holy America," and to Muslims only as "damned evil towleheads taht will burnnn 4ever in HELL!@@$#@!"

God doubleplusBless Righteous and Holy America! Amen!

- Kinbote, ed.

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