Truth is scarce and propaganda abundant during wartime. But if you're lucky enough to live in Iraq, American planes will fly overhead every day, littering the landscape with helpful leaflets of Wisdom and pamphlets of Truth. What a great fucking country the United States must be!

The leaflets below were collected in Iraq by the Infinite Jest's daring field reporters, one of whom punched embedded TV journalist Ted Koppel in the head to procure a leaflet and then dodged artillery fire from Koppel's brothers-in-arms of the US Army 3rd Infantry Division to bring this parchment of Truth to light.