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Cross Afire #17: How Liberal is John Kerry?

Cross Afire #16: Spider-Man: Democrat or Republican?

Cross Afire #15: Eulogy for George W. Bush, 2024 AD

Cross Afire #14: Gated Communities at Home and Abroad

Cross Afire #13: Brown Men in Prison - Welcome to Abu Ghraib!

Cross Afire #12: I Don't See Dead People

Cross Afire #11: Pat, You're Fired!

Cross Afire #10: Mercenaries in Iraq - Pat Goes Commando

Cross Afire #9: Unifished Business - President Roosevelt vs. Mexico

Cross Afire #8: Voting for Kerry - A Vote for Terrorism?

Cross Afire #7: Gay Marriage - A Modest Compromise

Cross Afire #6: Pat and Jerry vs. Gay Marriage

Operation Iraqi Trashcan: More U.S. Propaganda Leaflets

Playing the Hitler Card

Cross Afire #5: Donald Rumsfeld Discovers Catch 22

Cross Afire #4: Jerry Falwell On The Koran

Cross Afire #3: Pledging Allegiance: The Geometry of God

Archive: Gulf Crisis Coloring Book (Dec 1990)

Cross Afire #2: Black Men In Prison - How Many Is Too Many?

Operation Afghan Litterbug: U.S. Propaganda Leaflets

Cross Afire #1: Donald Rumsfeld - American Hero?

Osama Video Fakery

American Crusade Trading Cards

Osama Interview

Therapy for W

Mark Twain: The War Prayer

Editorial: Newspeak, Please

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CROSS AFIRE:

America's Far-Right Debate Show!

Episode #6:

Today's burning issue: Gay Marriage Rights!

Plus: Jerry remembers African-Americans' civil rights struggles!


Cross Afire #6: Pat and Jerry vs. Gay Marriage
Script by F. Mellish and Kinbote Art by Kinbote

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Transcript of Cross Afire #6:
Pat and Jerry vs. Gay Marriage!

Jerry Falwell: Pat, it was just last year that our wildly liberal Supreme Court said states can't jail gays for having sex!

Pat Buchanan: And already they want to get married?

Jerry: Lincoln freed the slaves in the 1860s, but it wasn't until 100 years later, in the 1960s, that blacks in most states could vote! Don't they understand these things take time?

Pat: Why are the gays so impatient?

Jerry: Where does it end? Equal rights for everyone?

Pat: What next? Blacks voting in Florida?!

Jerry: That's insane!


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