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Cross Afire #17: How Liberal is John Kerry?

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CROSS AFIRE:

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Episode #17
How Liberal is John Kerry?


Cross Afire #17: How Liberal is John Kerry?
Script by F. Mellish and Kinbote Art by Kinbote

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Transcript of Cross Afire #17:
How Liberal is John Kerry?

The German press is reporting 100+ children prisoners in Abu Ghraib...

Jerry Falwell: That tears it! What are my non-Bush options?

Pat Buchanan: Well, there's John Kerry...

Jerry: Never! He's a liberal!

Pat: Er, well... he's wildly rich... he opposes gay marriage... and he voted for the Patriot Act and invasion of Iraq!

Jerry: I think I'm in love! How could I think he was liberal?

John Kerry: It's a convenient fiction.


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