CROSS AFIRE:

America's Far-Right Debate Show!

Episode #16
Spider-Man: Democrat or Republican?

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Jerry Falwell: Welcome to Cross Afire! Today's question: Spider-Man: Democrat or Republican?

Pat Buchanan: That's easy! While he lives in a blue state, his costume is more red than blue! He's a web-swinging billboard for the Republican Party!

Jerry: Yes! He cloaks himself in secrecy, fighting Evil everywhere! That's Republican all the way!

Pat: And his motto is: "With great power comes great responsibility!"

Jerry: God damn! I thought he was on our side!

Pat: Stupid bug.