CROSS AFIRE:

America's Far-Right Debate Show!

Episode #15
2024 AD: Eulogy for George W. Bush

• Cross Afire #17: How Liberal is John Kerry?
• Cross Afire #16: Spider-Man: Democrat or Republican?
• Cross Afire #15: Eulogy for George W. Bush, 2024 AD
• Cross Afire #14: Gated Communities at Home and Abroad
• Cross Afire #13: Brown Men in Prison: Welcome to Abu Ghraib!
• Cross Afire #12: I Don't See Dead People
• Cross Afire #11: Pat, You're Fired!
• Cross Afire #10: Mercenaries in Iraq: Pat Goes Commando
• Cross Afire #9: Unfinished Business: Franklin Roosevelt vs. Mexico
• Cross Afire #8: Voting for Kerry: A Vote for Terrorism?
• Cross Afire #7: Gay Marriage: A Modest Compromise
• Cross Afire #6: Pat and Jerry debate Gay Marriage
• Cross Afire #5: Rumsfeld Discovers Heller's Catch 22
• Cross Afire #4: Jerry Falwell On The Koran
• Cross Afire #3: Pledging Allegiance: The Geometry of God
• Cross Afire #2: Black Men In Prison: How Many Is Too Many? (guest: Jesse Helms!)
• Cross Afire #1: Donald Rumsfeld: American Hero?

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Inspired by Ronald Reagan's rise to sainthood after his Death, Cross Afire peers ahead to the death of George W. Bush in 2024...

Jerry Falwell: Ah, I remember how George W. Bush restored intellectualism to the White House... and how he saved the Earth from the sun's dangerous rays with an ingenious cover of smog!

Pat Buchanan: I still admire how he perfected welfare by hiring the poor as money-counters for the rich! And how he championed the admission of Halliburton and Wal-Mart into the United Nations!

Jerry: We'll always fondly recall how he resolved all grey areas of church/state separation... by merging them! and how he proved once and for all that war really is peace!

Pat: Too bad about that war crimes trial.

Jerry: What a great man!