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Cross Afire #17: How Liberal is John Kerry?

Cross Afire #16: Spider-Man: Democrat or Republican?

Cross Afire #15: Eulogy for George W. Bush, 2024 AD

Cross Afire #14: Gated Communities at Home and Abroad

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Cross Afire #10: Mercenaries in Iraq - Pat Goes Commando

Cross Afire #9: Unifished Business - President Roosevelt vs. Mexico

Cross Afire #8: Voting for Kerry - A Vote for Terrorism?

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Cross Afire #6: Pat and Jerry vs. Gay Marriage

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Operation Afghan Litterbug: U.S. Propaganda Leaflets

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Episode #14
Gated Communities at Home and Abroad


Cross Afire #14: Gated Communities at Home and Abroad
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Transcript of Cross Afire #14:
Gated Communities at Home and Abroad

Jerry Falwell: Pat, poor Americans cry about wealthy Americans living in gated communities! But I understand their jealousy! The poor should be able to live in gated communities too!

Pat Buchanan: Jerry, Brazil is taking the lead by walling off poor neighborhoods in Rio! It's a brilliant plan! Gated communities for ALL!

Pat: Jerry, are you aware two million poor Americans are privileged to live in gated communities?

Jerry: Yes, and they love it! Free meals! Free laundry! Free cable TV! There's no down side!

Jerry: Gated communities! Keeping people and wealth in their proper place!

Pat: God bless!


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