CROSS AFIRE:

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Episode #13
Brown Men in Prison:
Welcome to Abu Ghraib!

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• Cross Afire #13: Brown Men in Prison: Welcome to Abu Ghraib!
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And now: a very special episode from Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison!

Jerry Falwell: We're here in the so-called "torture chambers" of Abu Ghraib to show the world how much more civilized Americans are than the heathen beheaders of Islam!

Pat Buchanan: God help us.

Jerry: Ah, here comes a steward of this fine facility!

Prison Guard: Halt! Who goes there?

Jerry: My good man, we are Americans!

Guard: Looks like we got some Iraqis disguised as journalists, sir.

Donald Rumsfeld: This is an unconventional war, soldier! Give 'em the un-Geneva-Conventional treatment! But no beheading!

Guard: Yes, sir! Beheading is uncivilized!

Jerry, nude, attacked by dog: For God's sake, I'm a Christian!

Guard: Tell it to Allah, haji!