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Cross Afire #17: How Liberal is John Kerry?

Cross Afire #16: Spider-Man: Democrat or Republican?

Cross Afire #15: Eulogy for George W. Bush, 2024 AD

Cross Afire #14: Gated Communities at Home and Abroad

Cross Afire #13: Brown Men in Prison - Welcome to Abu Ghraib!

Cross Afire #12: I Don't See Dead People

Cross Afire #11: Pat, You're Fired!

Cross Afire #10: Mercenaries in Iraq - Pat Goes Commando

Cross Afire #9: Unifished Business - President Roosevelt vs. Mexico

Cross Afire #8: Voting for Kerry - A Vote for Terrorism?

Cross Afire #7: Gay Marriage - A Modest Compromise

Cross Afire #6: Pat and Jerry vs. Gay Marriage

Operation Iraqi Trashcan: More U.S. Propaganda Leaflets

Playing the Hitler Card

Cross Afire #5: Donald Rumsfeld Discovers Catch 22

Cross Afire #4: Jerry Falwell On The Koran

Cross Afire #3: Pledging Allegiance: The Geometry of God

Archive: Gulf Crisis Coloring Book (Dec 1990)

Cross Afire #2: Black Men In Prison - How Many Is Too Many?

Operation Afghan Litterbug: U.S. Propaganda Leaflets

Cross Afire #1: Donald Rumsfeld - American Hero?

Osama Video Fakery

American Crusade Trading Cards

Osama Interview

Therapy for W

Mark Twain: The War Prayer

Editorial: Newspeak, Please

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Operation Afghan Litterbug:

U.S. Propaganda Leaflets
In Afghanistan

Truth is scarce and propaganda abundant during wartime. But if you're lucky enough to live in Afghanistan, American planes will fly overhead every day, littering the landscape with helpful leaflets of Wisdom and pamphlets of Truth. What a great fucking country the United States must be!

The leaflets below were collected at great personal risk by the Infinite Jest's investigative reporters stationed in Afghanistan.

 

The Partnership of Nations is here to Help.  Pay no attention as we bomb your home and loved ones.

Women of Afghanistan! Throw off your burqas and embrace American ways! Gain the right to vote!* (140 year waiting period may be required.)

Attention al Qaeda: Big Meeting! 3 PM Jan 7 at 
Old Warehouse by Airport Road. Be there! Don't be late!

Surrender to U.S. Forces and receive ONE FREE BIG MAC when you buy A SECOND BIG MAC!

Your God does not EXIST! Surrender and praise Jesus! A message from the U.S. Department of Faith

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See also: Operation Iraqi Trashcan


Leaflets by F. Mellish, Phillip Moskowitz and Kinbote. Comments welcome.

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